This was an actual conversation between me, Shannon and Christopher on our way home from Layton this afternoon.
Christopher: "Mom, I've got armpit hair!"
Me: I look at him in the rear view mirror, with a "huh?" expression on my face.
Christopher: "No, REALLY mom. I've got armpit hair. A BLACK one." He says this proudly like it's been his life long wish.
Me: "Wow." I say with little enthusiasm. I'm not quite sure where this is going...
Christopher: Throwing off his seat belt and jumping up on the console between the two front seats. "See look!!!" He proceeds to pull up his t-shirt to reveal a bare armpit...
Me: "Christopher, I am DRIVING. I can't look."
Christopher: "LOOK! See!!"
Shannon: "That's just peach fuzz."
Christopher: "It is NOT! It's armpit hair! Look, you can see it, it's BLACK.
Look mom!!" Now he is pinching the skin to make it easier for me to view.
Me: I steal a quick glance. I don't see anything. I look one more time and see a patch of peach fuzz.
Shannon: "There's nothing there! It's just fuzz!" She is giggling now.
Christopher: "There is too you can see it! What would you know anyway?!"
Shannon: "That's nothin." She pulls up her sleeve to reveal....
Christopher: "Oh!! OOOHHHHH!!!!! YUCK!! THAT'S SOOOO GROSSSSSS!!!!!"
Shannon: "Now THAT is armpit hair."
The End.
2 comments:
Oh the joys of having a boy and a girl close together!! You can tell Chris that Haylee has armpit hair and Corbin does not, this was also a conversation at our house. Yesterday Corbin was convinced he had a little bit of a beard!!!
Holy flip. I almost wet myself laughing at that one.
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